Useless Information


distributed throughout schools worldwide.
such as algebra through trigonometry, language cl-sses like english, unless you want to learn a new language.

science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn’t know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.

world cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
john: “excuse me, mrs. smith?”

mrs. smith: “yes, what is it john?”

john: “this is useless information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?”

mrs. smith thinking: “must change the subject…”

mrs. smith: “well john, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this.”

john: “but i hate math, i want to be a race car driver.”

mrs. smith: “shut up no back talking, now go to the princ-p-l’s office right now!!!!”

john: “f— you!”

after john graduated high school, he became a successful nascar driver and later visited mrs. smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn’t necessary to drive a car really fast.
1 more definition
a c-ck. if you are filled with useless information, you are having s-x (full of c-ck… get it?)
she is full of useless information.

Read Also:

  • Useless Labels

    all words used descriptively, most often as an apt defense, avoiding any means of a legitimate approach to or discussion of an issue. regardless of “collective thoughts” on the validity or seriousness of the issue itself. anyone who hates bush is a “liberal”, even though liberal is another of the overly used useless labels. i’m […]

  • use 'em and lose 'em

    a school of thought pertaining to women as s-xual partners. the main idea being to use them as a sperm receptacle, then to ditch them on the side of the road. i don’t do the whole girlfriend thing, i subscribe to the use ’em and lose ’em school.

  • U SEE IT

    1.an anwser to how you are doing. (looking and feeling good) when someone ask you whats good? or how you doin your responds is you see it! ( in a confident c-cky voice)

  • useless whore

    a socialite that inspires young women to party and be of no use to anyone. paris hilton, kim kardashian, lindsay lohan or any other useless wh-r-.

  • Useless words

    to find a word or phrase on urban dictionary that has like a million thumbs down because you have never heard it before, it makes no sense, and you know that no normal person will say that. useless words: totes pocket pool shmacked dat sh-t cray fashionmista hugh wear etc.


Disclaimer: Useless Information definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.