Useless paperclip


1. an old-fashioned or logical-sounding way to refer to someone as unable to do their job; useless.

2. a paperclip that doesn’t hold papers together like it should.
1. student: i can’t write this entire essay in time!
teacher: you useless paperclip!

2. worker: -tries to use paperclip-
paperclip: -doesn’t work-
worker: you useless paperclip! do your job!

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