useless
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the end result of going through the american educational system.
jack: i’m scared to think, can you decide things for me.
gas sation attendant(gsa): didn’t you just graduate from college?
jack: yes i have a college duh-gree.
gsa: ah, i see. ok. you gave me $20…
jack: yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
gsa: …and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
jack: stop. just give me my change.
a person who cannot be counted on to do anything
chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless
1. anything that has little or no use.
2. any obbject of which has no use.
3. the opposite of usefull(also see: f-ckless).
4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by gayrab (see example of useless drivel down below).
gayrab: “i”ve been skateboarding since 1964! you are a kook! i’ve been riding the same board for 18 years! i can’t kneeslide and i hate skating on waterfall shaped bottom pools!”
someone who’s helpless and incompetent
oscar is so useless that he has trouble even scr-w-ng in a light bulb
the person who can’t spell object
ta is useless because he typed the word ‘obbject’
woman that won’t stay in the kitchen.
(noun) a woman that won’t stay in the kitchen is useless.
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