Usher impersonator
someone who dresses up as usher as a job for entertainment purposes. it’s a little known fact that usher is the second-most impersonated celebrity after elvis. the few good ones can be found in vegas, but the many bad ones usually work in the aisles at weddings, churches, and movie theaters. these sh-tty usher impersonators usually have to wear “usher” name tags so people know that they’re trying to impersonate usher.
vanilla ice: “man, that guy at the movie theater showing people to their seats sure was one h-ll of a broke down usher impersonator. i mean, if you’re 60 years old and white and have to wear an ‘usher’ name tag so people will know what you’re doing, find another job.”
snow: “yeah, i thought he was trying to be bob barker at first.”
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