ushtuk
1. (n) one who drinks fine wine (usually cabernet) from another’s -sshole (how the wine got there, we’ll never know), while juggling 3 red bouncy b-lls in their left hand.
2. (a)a f-cking idiot
3. (v)to drink fine wine out of one’s -sshole
john: hey ushtuk
joan: how did you find out i’m an ushtuk?!?!?
john: i have my ways.
joan: please don’t tell anyone!
john: only if you ushtuk me!
joan: fine! i’ll use an extra large straw to drink out of
john: you know thats the way i like it
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