Using a Different Name
when conducting s-xual relations and not wanting to wrap it, use a different name allows you to not pull out and not worry about it nine months later. if she don’t know you, you’re in the clear. the best method of birth control
i totally hooked up with that fat chick and blew my load. thank god i was using a different name so she won’t know my real name.
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