Uslurper


a female who seizes control of – and establishes dominance over – a male through the power of her bl-w j-b expertise.
see also: chickenhead
man, we were all gettin’ along just fine until that uslurper, shanell, came along and sn-tched randy away from the gang. who the h-ll is gonna be the fourth player on our bowling team during league night now?

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