usumacinta special
the act of preparing a nice big fresh bowl of home made guacamole, freezing it in the shape of a b-tt plug, putting the frozen guac-b-ttplug into your partner’s -ss, waiting for it to start to un-freeze and then f-cking them in the -ss. the result is often a brownish green mess that resembles the usumacinta river in southeastern mexico.
dude i gave my girlfriend a usumacinta special last night. she really enjoyed, but was not happy with the mess it made. i don’t think we will be eating tacos for a long time now.
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