usurper
a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.
rebecca thought that jillian’s repeated requests to “share audio files” with her fiancee tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.
chriskaye; one who plays tricks on the others
chris kaye is a usurper.
someone who steals your free time and replaces it with work or tedious conversation, often when he/she is unaware of doing it. typically either someone deceptively nice (so you feel guilty about walking away), or your boss (so you can’t leave).
friend 1: hey are you coming fishing on sat-rday?
you: i’d like to, but before i leave the office my boss will
probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. he’s a usurper.
boss: hi, peter. what’s happening? we need to talk about your tps reports.
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- usvaldo
a mexican from tomales that likes to play baseball and plays drums for the sickest banda in the whole wide world and has an extremely small uncirc-msized p-n-s and is very hairy in unatural places,including the inside of his -ss my names usvaldo and i like p-n-s in my -sshole.
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