usurper whistler


noun. mortal enemy to the public whistler. a person of dominant mentality who, upon hearing a public whistler performing, also begins to whistle. usurper whistling is a coup attack upon the public whistler. the usurper whistler can be identified by the fact that s/he is always whistling louder and usually faster than the public whistler.

verb. usurp-whistle
the other day i was whistling on a bus and fell victim to a usurper whistler. i was doing that part from sitting on the dock of a bay and he started whistling yankee doodle dandy at the top of his register. he usurp-whistled me.

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