uta


it’s just the j-panese word for song.
her beautiful uta made people feel wonderful.
the university of tasmania (utas) is an international university working out of tasmania. the university was founded by an act of the tasmanian parliament on 1 january 1890.
as the fourth oldest university in australia, utas are an original ‘sandstone’ university.
acronym for “up the -ss”
dude 1: how far did you get with my sister last night?

dude 2: f-cked her uta!
utas stands for up the -ss syndrome. it’s when someone is constantly following you around, always up under you, not letting you breathe, not giving you sp-ce.
i’m sorry i couldn’t come over last night. my girl was giving me a serious case of utas!

what’s the matter? is jerry ut-ssing you to death?
form of yitas meaning u took a sh-t. also see itasoy. you may also say uftas, meaning u f-cking took a sh-t.
person #1: dammit! wut the h-ll happened in here?
person #2: uftas you b-st-rd!
1. the word is a contraction of puta.
uta che! (this parenthesis is not part of the example. it’s just b/c ud must have 20 letters in the example)
a distinctly batangueno word from the philippines; it means laughing so hard you just can’t stop for at least a minute straight because it’s just really really funny.
there are just some moments that are so beyond the usual lols, rofls and lmaos, that you have to use the word ‘utas’.
hahahahahaha utas. dude, stop it. you’re killing me, man. utas talaga! =))

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