Utah Jazz
a superb example of an oxymoron.
utah jazz? that makes as much sense as military intelligence.
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nba team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 nba finals in ’97 and ’98; had the greats stockton and malone til this year; the streak will end in ’04
the jazz lost stockton and malone.
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