Utah Uzi


verb: the mysterious act of successfully -j-c-l-t-ng a man’s p-n-s when it’s not hard. the short, snub-nosed tator tot is somehow able to rapid fire j-zz, without the re-ssuring length of a barrel. the utah application is present when the man is only wearing old , mourmon style running shoes during the act.
abe sprayed her with a utah uzi; neither of them were expecting that flacid thing to go off.

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