Utah


full of mormons
45th state in the union.
settled by mormons in 1847.
home of the 4 m’s
mormons
meth labs
mountains
mini vans
capital city is salt lake city

salt lake city was host of the 2002 olympic winter games

“greatest snow on earth”
yes, you can get a drink in utah
a state with good scenary and wierd people; has many spectatcular views in the rockies and the famous salt flats of bonneville; most of the people live in a compact corridor between odgen-salt lake-provo. now the people- the most conservative in the country: basketball obsessed, skiing mormons
utah has nice moutains and crazy mormons.
western state in the mountainous region, settled by the lds religion (commonly known as mormons). stated to be some sort of black hole, for many call they always find themselves hopelessly pulled back by some mysterious force.
the weather can never decide on itself in utah.
closed on sundays
on sunday in utah, most stores are either closed or close early
a state to avoid if you’re black
i had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it’s like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)
a “pretty, great” state. home to most mormons in the usa. utah is usually mistaken for the most closeminded state (seriously, have you been to wyoming or oklahoma?) not a diverse state, mostly caucasion mormons (but they are nice). most of utah’s new generation is very open-minded and mostly catholic. utahns are usually happy, cheerful people who bring you batch after batch of brownies and cookies after you move in. home of the ’02 winter olympics, the used, fry sauce, arcitic circle, ice berg and “the greatest snow on earth”.
if you are from utah, you should have utahn pride no matter what.

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