Utensil
n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife
they got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.
1 more definition
one of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.
1. fingers
2. tounge (eating out)
3.p-n-s
1. kipp: man i used my first utensil last night!
steve: how many!?
kipp: three!!!!
2. kipp: hey steve guess what!
steve: what kipp!?
kipp: i used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted awesome!
steve: jealous!!
3. kipp: hey steve.. i used my third utensil last night..
steve: nice!! did it hurt her?
kipp: always does!
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