Utensilist


someone who has a hatred or intolerance towards a specific utensil. sporks are the most common victims of utensilists.
“i hate sporks, they aren’t good as a fork or a spoon”

“you utensilist. i can’t believe you. if you can’t learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we’re through.”

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