uterass
noun: a medical term for when during birth the pressure becomes too great for the woman to bear and eventually exploding her taint. the explosion of the taint joins the uterus and the -n-s creating an uter-ss.
susan: what is it doc?!?
doctor: i’m sorry ma’am… it was the baby’s forehead…
susan: huh…
doc: you have an uter-ss.
susan: nooooooo!
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