Uterine Homing Device
the possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object
mom! where’s my homework? use your uterine homing device to find it! or, honey, i lost my car keys! where are they. turn on your uterine homing device.
#gender-based distortions #mom #mother
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