uterine jewelry
an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)
i’m going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.
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- uterine migraine
cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus. “omg, i feel like i’m in labor. i have a total uterine migraine.”
- uterine parasite
an unplanned and unwelcome fetus. maude’s period is late. i bet she has a uterine parasite!
- uterine souffle
a light, fluffy, baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients, blended, and subsequently poured into a women’s uterus. sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed martha stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.
- utering gut
a gut on a women that hangs below her crotch. d-mn, that girls utering gut is hanging so low it looks like her -ss is in the front.
- Uterization
the process of, or an event leading to one, becoming a p-ssy. 1.) my thumb injury has caused me to undergo uterization. 2.) i’m really sore from my workout, as a result, i have undergone uterization.