uterology


the practice of determining the personality features of unborn fetuses by their position in the womb. akin to phrenology.
my uterology reading says little ruteger is going to be a real go-getter he head-b-tts my bladder all night long and kicks me in the ribcage.

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  • uteronig

    short for “uterus n-gg-r”, a term commonly used in cyberpunk settings where artificially-grown humans, or ‘test tube babies’ are more common than natural-born humans. a derisive term for a natural-born person, or, a “uterus-born” person. artificially-grown humans are genetically perfect to a degree a natural-born person could never be, and so they view themselves as […]

  • uteroo

    the cutesy name for the uterus. when im on my period, i get crampies in my uteroo.

  • Uteropeniginacles

    see also; valentines day gift ideas, flower, stamen, ect. the reproductive organs of many plants, commonly severed in their prime “get some” phase and displayed as trophies in human dwellings. he savagely hacked the frat-boy-rose’s large, colorful uteropeniginacles off with a pair of gardening shears, then presented the piece of anatomy to his would-be mate.

  • uterosity

    (n.) the fertility, or “baby making” status of a woman’s uterus. “i think your wife is really amp’d to have a baby, bro.” “yea. she’s gonna have it now ’cause her uterosity is gonna be shot soon.”

  • uterospect

    disregarding all outside factors or influences, usually when examining a situation or object. aimed at obtaining a fresh perspective. jane formed her own opinions because she would examine things in uterospect.


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