Uterus Bandit


one, or thing that wears a mask simialr to that of zorro, and moves amongst the shadows usnig his hands to squeeze peoples faces until their lips resemble that of a female reproductive organ.
dude, i can definitly see ramsay turn into a uterus bandit like pee wee herman.

Read Also:

  • Uterusaurus

    a uterus that has the ability to rip through anything, including emotions and happiness. the uterusaurus is not from the jur-ssic era, nor is it a mythical creature. it lives deep within every normal uterus waiting for the most inopportune moment to strike. my girlfriend and i made plans to go out tonight, and i […]

  • Uterus Bulge

    when an over-sized fat woman is wearing pants or shorts and you can visibly see a bulge of fat that hangs off her body in the uterine area. check out that ladies uterus bulge, that thing is sick!

  • uterus buster

    taking a running start and shoving a ripe zucchini up a females v-g-n- until it is 12 and half inches up the c-n-l this hobgoblin was getting on my nerves so i pulled a uterus buster on her

  • Uterus Cat

    when a girl is on her period, she needs someone, preferably but not neccessarily a tall boy, to snuggle and/or nuzzle with. this person is not a relationship partner, although partners are permitted. they do not give verbal emotional support, they only snuggle. the name originates from the act of snuggling (one snuggles with a […]

  • Uterus Cavity

    a unique metal band from ontario, canada. one day three friends decided to brainstorm ideas. wouldn’t it be cool to start a metal band? a band so brutal, with lyrics never heard before to the metal world. like that uterus cavity was born. fellow u.c. members justinsane, niknabroski-pwn and jeremymetaloza would brainstorm the band name, […]


Disclaimer: Uterus Bandit definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.