uthoffed


uthoffed

waiting for other people to be preoccupied and then leave without explanation or guilt
“my date was awful so i said i had to go to the bathroom. instead, i uthoffed.”

“i was unmotivated to work on friday so when my supervisor left the office to drive to a meeting at regional headquarters, i uthoffed.”

“i uthoffed the bar before the cops showed up.”

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