Uthon


a brown man. an odd name given to a trini man also known as uthong. another name for a thong. a man who has frequent wet dream when dreaming about his women. usually busts a big load when having s-x sorta like that scene in scary movie. tends to come from a large family because busting big loads runs in the family. if you sleep with a uthon your chances of getting pregnant are very high. uthon loves to smoke weed. chances are that he has probably been arrested at least one time in his life. has a good head on his shoulders and in his pants. likes to get head or sorry loves to.
hey are you wearing a uthong today?
hey what color is your uthong?
you should try a uthon tonight.

girl 1: did you see that huge c-m shot over there?
girl 2: that must have been a uthon.

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