Utica Eye
when you’re way past drunk 3 drinks ago, yet somehow still up. still belligerent, and wanting to talk to your friends, yet n-body can understand you, or wants to hold you up.
he was schenectady eye at 6. he’s surp-ssed that to utica eye about a half hour later
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