Utility Fixer
a person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.
your corporation is having a marketing seminar? if you don’t get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.
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- utility fruit
slang for an apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen. lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.
- Utility Key
a key that one keeps on their key chain, from an old residence for example, to use as a tool/screwdriver. the polar explorers thought that they might die of starvation, until andy used his utility key to open the rations.
- utility-kinkster
one whose s-xual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource. do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of p-ssion and life saving heat transfer.
- Utility Mate
a utility mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available. i had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which n-body wanted so i sold it to my utility mate and he came with me instead.
- Whatthefuckitude
a measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim “what the f-ck!?” the remake of the movie footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in whatthef-ckitude.