utility wank


masturbation, not initiated out of s-xual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.
i couldn’t sleep, so i utility w-nked.

i wasn’t even h-rny, it was just a utility w-nk so i could go to sleep.

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