Utimaco


a supposedly enterprise grade data encryption/security software solution for pc’s and laptops. only problem with it is it works too well such that upon a reboot of your pc you cannot login to it. this makes your data 100% safe from any hacker, terrorist and even you.
it guy 1: “dude, i totally just encrypted my laptop and now i can’t login to it!”

it guy 2: “ouch dude, looks like you got utimaco’d”

it guy 1: “f-ckin utimaco”

it guy 2: “yeah its a piece of sh-t”

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