utilize
a subst-tute for the word “use” to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.
person says: “we utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records.”
translate: “we file doc-ments alphabetically.”
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the filthiest non-dirty word ever. seriously, just say it.
i utilized your mom all night long.
utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. the politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle america.
“i say. you know this does utilize well” (hemingway, ernest, the sun also rises, new york: scribner, 1986, p. 129).
“come on and utilize another gl-ss” (hemingway, ernest, the sun also rises, new york: scribner, 1986, p. 129).
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