uttcheek
a rare but fatal disaster which mainly occurs in cases of heavy constipation, at which your colin can no longer take the severe holocaust that is beginning inside you. it needs a place to let go but it is almost as if your -sshole has been sewn up, therefore not allowing any sh-t to come out. the only way for it to come out is from your literal -sscheeks.
elijah: yo buddy, you alright in there?
sean: no! my -sscheeks are being torn apart!
elijah: oh no, don tell me it’s an-
sean: – yes, its an uttcheek eruption up in here
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