Uwe
common british abbreviation: undoubtedly well endowed. mostly used when adverting to the size of human male primary s-xual characteristics.
two girls watching the gymnastics world cup. “wow, see this guy in his tights over there? he’s so uwe.” “yeah, totally!”
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u·we
pl. u·wes
1. a person who is so incredibly inept at his or her craft, but blindly and madly continues to produce, despite the pleas of many around him. defying all odds and logic, often a uwe will surround him or herself with incredible talent and funding.
2. a situation describing a person of that inclincation. (ie. pulling a uwe)
origins: middle english, from old english (uwe boll – the horrendously untalented hack german film director) see uwe- in indo-european roots.]
person #1: oh g-d, is your sister still making those awful homemade denim platform shoes with the t-ssels and beads and sequins?
person #2: yeah, all her friends keep telling her to stop making the shoes because they’re so ugly but somehow she gets money from it.
person #1: wow, she’s totally pulling a uwe.
the nemesis to bristol university rowing club.
jim: “what happened today bob… we got our -rs-s kicked!!??”
bob: “we were uwe’d jim… properly uwe’d.”
the last man alive
by the way, pr-nounciation is ooh-vuh
“it sure is quiet ’round here. i guess that i, uwe, am the last man alive.”
“no, you’re not! watch this!” says jake as he smashes uwe’s head in.
“now i am the last man alive!” says jake!
but bam uwe is not really dead and dismembers jake, eating him in little (pr-nounced with a british accent)) pieces.
“miss beautiful, you still remain! we shall be little critters together for ever, and it will be cute, yes?”
and is was so. so it goes.
a fat gayboy.
1. to be unemployable. 2. to be a liability too yourself and other around. 3. to have an inhability to properly walk or socialise with others.
that new guy they employed to work on the edgebander is a real uwe.
that new guy just tripped up on a chicken bone twice, what an uwe.
he just walked and put his head in my soup, what a uwe.
1.)a moron, a fool, an idiot, a large tall -sshole.
2.)pulling a prank on someone.
3.)bring screwed over.
what are you bob, some kind of friggin’ uwe ?
you got uwed but good there bob!
oh man, i got my -ss uwed but good that time.
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