uzbek park bench
the act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give ’em a good pounding
dude, i performed the most perfect and delicious uzbek park bench today. but, i think i need to see a toxicologist now.
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