V-Card Syndrome
a medical condition: when a man falls deeply inlove with the woman he loses his virginity to. this woman who holds the mans “v card” has complete control over him for a period of time.
ever since jon banged kate hes been acting like a p-ssy whipped f-ggot. havent seen him in weeks.
i know man, a bad case of v-card syndrome.
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being serious and in no way joking about having s-x with a female. as of playing with the cl-toris. “so are you really coming over tonight tom? “im very cl-tteral about tonight nancy, im gettin’ that”
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- Oprah's Bathwater
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- Clock Sucker
someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result. 1. after 2 years of dating, he didn’t propose. she said “you are such a clocksucker!” 2. the salesman was very disappointed. after 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn’t buy anything. a clocksucker is someone who works more […]
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