V.D.S.
see v-g-n-l deprivation syndrome.
i think i’m having v.d.s.; i’m really sore since i haven’t even got laid since last year!
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vds is an acronym for violent d-nk shaking. violent d-nk shaking has long been thought to occur only in west polynesia, however, this is not true. d-nk shaking has long been a tradition of the d-nk tribe which can be traced back to the late to mid 600s bc, also known as the “d-nk age.” at first the tribe only practiced d-nk shaking but after time it evolved into a violent act and has been ever since.
the exact date of this transition has not yet been discovered but it is widely believed that it was sometime around 1989-1990. it was at this time that the four d-nks were born. for more on the four d-nks and their ident-ty please look up d-nk and find the definition about 4 people submitted by club4.
vds can be used in many ways. it has also been used at times as just ds, to signify the non-violent variety of d-nk shaking, often used in peace keeping.
1. the re-written lyrics to “the real slim shady” – eminem.
i’m slim d-nky yes i’m the real d-nky, all you other slim d-nky’s are just vds-ing. so won’t the real d-nk shaker please ds, please ds, please ds.
2. in response to a poor call by a sports official.
“oh come on, that is total vds!”
vodka diets, the best drink around low cals and always gets a good buzz. always a good night with a vd.
jodi: sooo what do you want to do tonight?
ashley: idk go meet some s-xual men and drink vd’s?
jodi: you read my mind.
valentines depression syndrome: the feeling single people feel from february 12 to feb 16, it peaks on the 14, and makes you want to lay on the couch and feel like cr-p while watching lame romantic comedies.
dora: have you seen steven?
marten: no, i think he might have a bad case of the vds, i saw him rent five movies with the word love in the t-tle.
dora: sucks to be steven.
i will fight this vds by going out to the gym, and punching some puppies.
vds can be used for everything and it means: “voll der scheiß”. thats german and means something like “cr-ppy”
vds!
everything is vds!
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