V.E.-card


when someone still hold there “v.e. card”,or “virgin ears card” mean they haven’t been exposed to what some people call ” bad things”, such as bad language, s-xual reference, drug related content.
teen: “dude i totally had my frist bl-wj-b yesterday!!”
friend: “uhhhh thats cool??? dude? whats a bl-wj-b??”
teen: ” your kidding? right?
friend: “no”
teen: “hahahahahah you still hold your v.e.-card!! hahahah”

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