v-jaz
where one particularly sour individual stores his copious amounts of beach sand. short for v-jay-jay, v-g-n-.
when speaking to a particularly irritated or uncooperative co-worker/friend/etc. : “maybe remove the sand from your v-jaz, and we can get this show on the road.” aka “stop being an immature douche-f-ck, lets move on”.
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