when you accidentally go vertical in her p-ssy while eating mac salad
aden and victoria had a nice v-mac at the party.
- plant-based diet
a diet consisting primarily of plant foods with few or no animal products. not to be confused with being vegan, though vegans do eat a 100% plant-based diet. my doctor suggested i eat a plant-based diet to avoid another heart-attack. told him i’ll do no such thing: never ate vegetables, never will.
- gl*ss erection
an erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter. did you see jenny last night? pure gl-ss erection.
a word meaning ‘cheese umbrella,’ created by phil lester in pinof 6 (for the phandom =d) “a cheese umbrealla, uh, chumbrella!”
- a splitting of the mind
a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you. “yo did you read a splitting of the mind?” “don’t even bring it up.” an absolutely beautiful frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. featuring gerard way as a sn-bbish patient in a […]
a tall skinny girl but is so funny. their laugh is so horrible, talkative, small b-tt, can’t sing, can’t dance either, but is very understanding. they love to comfort their friends. intends to lie whenever she’s not in the mood. “no worries. i got a zlmar on my back 🙂 “