V-Neck Wanker


absolute kn-b heads who roll to sh-t clubs and bars (liquid) in the ‘w-nker’ outfit, v-neck, skinny jeans and plimsolls! often have rolled up sleeves to show their tribal sleeve tattoos, gelled hair and spray tan.

they frequently play fifa when having pre-drinks and discuss the nights pulling techniques and how ladish they are!

when you see these kn-b heads you must tilt your head back make the most disgusted face and say ‘waaaaaaaankaaaaaaaa’ along with doing the w-nker shake with your fist!!!
guy 1 ”oi dave look at that total c-nt trying to pull that bird, looks like summin out of tool academy.”

guy 2 ”i know bill! that’s a v-neck w-nker, the try hard of the clubbing scene.”

guy 1 ”what a w-nker.”

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