Va-Johnson
1. when someone has a d-ck where their cl-toris should be.
2. a d-ck that is less than one inch in length.
3. an extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.
1. i wanted to f-ck that girl but she is so big and manly i’m afraid she might have a va-johnson
2. “dont tell anyone, but i measured my d-ck and it’s a va-johnson!”
3. “mike, stop being a va-johnson and stop following everyone!”
where the bush covers up the d-ck
hahaha tom has a vajohnson.
1. a mutated s-xual organ, found only on people who have gender mosaicism, (commonly known as hermaphrodite.)
2. an abnormally f-g-ish male.
1. he has to be half girl, he must have a vajohnson.
2. that vajohnson wont stop following us, he probably finds us s-xually attractive.
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