vacation dick

a huge p-n-s that you wouldn’t want to use every single day. its a special occasion thing. opposite to boyfriend p-n-s/d-ck.
“i totally got some vacation d-ck last night”
a d-ck larger in size than your used to. it’s exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.
“i totally had vacation d-ck last night, it was better than my 3 nights in vegas!”
a p-n-s that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. so you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend d-ck.
girl : he has a vacation d-ck.

girl #2: girl when i get bored of my boyfriend i go to him to split me in half
the d-ck you go searching for while on vacation. unlike the boyfriend d-ck, the vacation d-ck is usually girthy in size, starting at 9′ and up.
“remember that guy i f-cked on the beach last holiday ? he had the ultimate vacation d-ck”
as opposed to a boyfriend d-ck, an immense c-ck only to be enjoyed occasionally
yo stacy, remember last year when i went to cancun and got that vacation d-ck. i need that again.
a horse size p-n-s that you can’t really handle but you figure f it i’m drunk and take it anyways.
holy h-ll, he had a vacation d-ck amy. i didn’t think it would fit but i was so drunk it didn’t even matter. now i won’t be able to walk right for weeks.
when you are on your victorian house boat and see your butler from across the bow and he gives you a look of rambunctious l-st and you are keen for a deep penetration
-when you want that vacation d-ck-

you: “hey jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my mast”

jeeves: “sure thing, i bring a few seamen to the p–p deck -throbs-”
p-n-s of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.
i met a guy last night with the perfect vacation d-ck. but i cant take it again for a while.