vacation dick


p-n-s you ride when you’re on vacation that gives you a break from work d-ck
girl 1: yo tina whatcha doing on vacation?

tina: getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation d-ck.
a p-n-s that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. so you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend d-ck.
girl : he has a vacation d-ck.

girl #2: girl when i get bored of my boyfriend i go to him to split me in half
a large/huge p-n-s that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).
girl: “omg, i hooked up w/ a vacation d-ck last night & today my p-ssy’s so sore. can’t see him for awhile again!”

boyfriend d-ck
as opposed to a boyfriend d-ck, an immense c-ck only to be enjoyed occasionally
yo stacy, remember last year when i went to cancun and got that vacation d-ck. i need that again.
a p-n-s that is of large size and would often be prefered over “boyfriend d-ck”
person 1: so how’d it go?

person 2: she said my vacation d-ck was perfect
a humongous p-n-s one could not recive on daily basis, as opposed to boyfriend d-ck

usually can be find on holiday hook-ups and one night stands of white females, presumably life guards or random guys called tyrese.
jennifer: i can’t even stand today after the night with rafael.
alyson: sounds like he’s got a real vacation d-ck
a vacation d-ck is the larger d-ck that your b-tch rides on the side.
person 1; did you and your boyfriend hook up last night?
person 2; matt and i? h-ll no. i went and rode on my vacation d-ck.

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