Vacation Hair
vacation hair occurs when one is on vacation (to the ocean) and their hair becomes un-ruly, frizzy and fugly.
vacation hair can happen to anyone, but is usually seen on mothers and aunts, in other words, women between 35-60, and harshly acknowledged by younger generations viewing the phenomenon.
(laughs)
girl #1- look at mom’s vacation hair !
girl #2-i know! she looks like a 70’s olympic athlete!
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