vacuum breakfast
a type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. can be damaging to the consumer’s heath.
name derived from the consumer’s vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
i woke up this morning, and was so hungry i had a vacuum breakfast.
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