Vacuum guy/girl
the people you see in supermarkets that seem to think they exist in a vacuum and block the whole aisle, so transfixed by the products on the shelves.
you can sometimes p-ss by them after saying “excuse me” about the third time.
guy 1: dude, he/she sure was a vacuum guy/girl, what’s so fascinating about the shampoo aisle anyway?
guy 2: he/she sure was, he/she seemed genuinely amazed that a busy downtown store actually had other people in it.
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