vacuum herding
using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction– mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to p-ss you off. (that’s what it seems, like, anyway.)
turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.
(not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)
jimmy: ugh, it’s closing time but these guys won’t leave.
billy: don’t worry, i’m the master at vacuum herding. they’ll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. -smirk-
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