vacuum the pantry
1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to b-ttf-ck
1. doctor: mrs. jones, your results are disappointing this month. you really must lose more weight.
mrs. jones: sorry, doctor, it’s a bad habit of mine: i get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. doctor: mrs. jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive -n-l dilation. overly hard stool, perhaps?
mrs. jones: it’s my husband; he’s recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
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