vag fag
a really offensive term for lesbian, vag-f-g is a short term for v-g-n–f-ggot.
“ew, vanessa is such a vag-f-g, i can’t”
a “vag f-g” (pr-nounced with a soft g in vag), which is short for “v-g-n- f-ggot”, can refer to any h-m-s-xual woman. it is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don’t know what a “vag f-g” is. it may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, “dyk-“.
ellen degeneres is a vag f-g.
a guy who pretends to be gay but is really just trying to sleep with all the women that become his friend after they think he’s gay.
dude 1: that gay dude just grabbed that girl’s t-t and she didn’t get mad!
dude 2: it’s cuz he’s gay.
dude 4: no, he’s a vag f-g. they all think he’s gay but check that b-n-r he’s rockin when he’s surrounded by chicks.
a man who likes and dates women, but when his significant other is not around he acts like a h-m-.
dude, did u see that vag-f-g over there. his girl went to the bar and he’s looking at ur -ss!
a casual gamer, movie goer, etc. to a point of idiocy.
pr-nounced with a hard g and has no sp-ces.
a vagf-g: “you gotta see my flappy bird score!”
sensible person “stop being such a vagf-g!”
person with unexplained love for german car makers vw, audi. usually hipster with latest pitchfork’s best new music playing on car stereo. car drastically lowered and with expensive oldschool rims. usually slow but shiny car. uses it’s transportation to allure female hipsters to enjoy their genitalia. prefers pre 1990 vag “hot hatches”. usually has no friends, hates faster cars i.e. usdm, jdm.
a: i’ll dump that sh-t yo, german engineering, those aa tights on dat hip -ss maen!!
b: d00d you are such vagf-g
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