Vag Patch


an industry term for a patch used to cover a woman’s v-g-n- when filming a nude scene in which ones’ private parts should not be showing, as stated by emmy rossum on the march 1st, 2011 episode of conan.
if i have to take off my underwear for this scene i’m going to need you to get me a vag patch
2 more definitions
the female version of c-ck blocking.
“that prude, emily, totally vag patched me and chris at the party.”

p.s lindsay, you are a sk-nk for doing that :p
a step up from calling some one a douche bag.
“that dude is such a vag patch”

“this game is straight out of the vag patch”

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