vagcycle


a frozen insert, such as a popcicle or condom filled with water. it is then inserted into the vajay-jay, to relieve symptoms of menopause or overuse/stretching from bbc.
to relieve her heat flashes, grannie often pulled a medicinal vagcycle from the frigidaire to cool her. she also enjoyed one when trying to walk after grandpa nailed her too hard the night before.

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