Vagenesis


vagenesis is the mechanism by which the universe was created. all life was born of the cosmic v-g-n-, the great and n-ble goddess and all of the beings on earth made in its image are made better and regenerated with little vag. the entrance to the womb and all things born come from the womb represented by vagenesis.
example, “daddy, how did i come to exist?

reply, “it was the great vagenesis. the most exotic and intoxicating lure of all mankind. with our help, it brings forth life!”

another method of its use is to replace golly or gee whiz or darn it! – “oh, vegenesis!”

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