vagernation
vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāsh(ə)n/
noun
1. the condition or period of a married mom who, usually due to cold weather in the winter, renders the v-g-n- to an almost dormant state. usually occurs between the months of october to march.
barry: “hey, jim. how’s your s-x life with your large family”>
jim: “not good, barry. with all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our s-xual activity has gone into vagernation”.
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